What does one give one's beloved Groovygirl for Valentines Day?
Why, a big ole bag of Inexplicable Objets d'Amour, of course!
This would be even cooler if I had the slightest idea what a "Maccabee" is.
He looks like Raffi in a hairnet.
Trust Groovygirl to point out the most absurd part...
"Printed in Taiwan."
He's holding the door open--
FOR A CHICKEN!!
That is SO FUNNY!
And educational, too!
Note that the kid failed to learn the educational part--
Don't live in a house that's in worse shape than a plastic chicken hut.
Look, it's one of...those.
He's got a heart for a head & a body that's a bunch of veins or something.
And he's made by the most romantic people on Earth--
Chinese Prison Labor!
And what did I get for Valentines Day?
An upper respiratory infection & a fever of 103.
If I'd only kept the receipt, I coulda got my money back!
Holding the door for a chicken--
AHHH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA, I CAN'T STAND IT!!
©1999 Bill Young