Week of 2/4/01:
Beautiful Downtown Inexplicaville
Here in Inexplicaville, we realize that all the good street names have already been taken. This is near the intersection of Joe Blow Street and Whatshisname Road.
Don't forget to pay a visit to our ultra-modern shopping plaza!
Fufill all your hairy needs right here in town!
Our biggest tourist attraction?
The Giant Chia Head!
(Actually, it's a loving tribute to the greatest living American,
Just be careful how you address Master Paul!
The whole town was saddened by the news that Dee Dee's Aquarium Supplies is closing. Fortunately, she found a suitable realtor.
I wonder what realtor the town's proctologist uses...
INEXPLICABLE LINKS OF THE WEEK
Planning a trip abroad? Here's a helpful phrasebook for obnoxious American tourists in Europe and a handy guide to Canadian fun facts!
Objects from Previous Weeks
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