INEXPLICABLE OBJECT OF THE WEEK

Week of 10/11/98:

Barbie & Her Friends

Freud is alive and well and designing children's albums. This is so a-brim with twisted psycho-sexual imagery, it's best to take it a step at a time.

That's...quite the professional grip Skipper has on that hot dog.
Despite being a ho, she is still lady enough to upturn her pinkie.

I'll bet Barbie wishes Ken would look at her with the fascination he looks at those hot dogs. I suppose a little hot dog envy is expected when you're anatomically incorrect.

This upsets me.

Is her name Barbie or Bobbitt?

©1998 Bill Young