Week of 1/2/00:


I Need A Twelve-Step Program

"My name is Bill--and I'm InExObsessed."

(group): "HI, BILL!"

"I didn't know I had a problem at first...I'd just come across all this goofy crap. Now, I can't even go grocery shopping without finding InExObjects."

(group): "Admitting you have a problem is the first step, Bill!"

"Great. Only eleven more steps to go then.
I admit it. This sign was on the child seat part of a shopping cart, and, yes, I took out a penknife and unscrewed it from the cart. sob! I'm stealing signs off of grocery carts now!"

(group): "Give in to a Higher Power, Bill!"

"Stop interrupting me!"

"By the Spring of '02, all the apartments should come equipped with roofs! Ha ha ha!"

"Just take it One Ob at a Time, Bill!"

"Shut up!"

Inexplicable Link of the Week

"Why should we click on that, Bill?"

"Will you people just GO AWAY!"

Objects from Previous Weeks

Objects from Previous Weeks

2000 Bill Young

"You'll never get your 30 Days Sober coin with that attitude, Bill."