Who Named The Business? Part 5
I wonder if they list donuts as a topping.
It's not so much the odd name I question as the company mascot. You'd think it'd be a smiling Officer Friendly, offering a tasty slice while saying "To Protect and Serve Great Pizza!!" Instead, it's--
Officer ANGRY!! blowing his whistle and chasing down some crackhead, ready to pummel the perp bloody with the pizza he carries in lieu of a billy club.
Don't ask for the New York Style Haitian Special unless you like your pepperoni where the sun don't shine, if you catch my drift.
Hey, I think I'll start a restaurant of my own!
What do you think of the name "Grinder Gestapo"?
Gerald Holmes'es Why Micorsoft rules my Univrese
Objects from Previous Weeks
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