But not just any Moist Towelette--
Where Cleanliness is next to
"I laughed, I cried, I got the Buffalo Wing grease out from under my nails!"--Roger Ebert
"Who's the Moist Towelette who's the Antiseptic Sex Machine to all the chicks?"
ACTION! Moist Towelette!
"In Space, No One Can Hear You Clean!"
"Hasta la Wash-Up, BABY!"
"You'll believe a Moist Towelette can Fly"
"Someday, a Real Moist Towelette will come, and wash all the garbage from the streets."
"I came here to eat barbecued baby back ribs and kick ass, and I'm all out of barbecued baby back ribs!"
"So, Goldfinger, do you expect me to talk?"
"NO, Mr Moist Towelette! I expect you to WIPE!"
Coming soon to a restaurant near you.
Starring Bruce Willis as a big wipe.
Objects from Previous Weeks
©1999 Bill Young