INEXPLICABLE OBJECT OF THE WEEK
Week of 7/4/99
Week 64
Moist Towelette
But not just any Moist Towelette--
ACTION!
Moist Towelette!!Where Cleanliness is next to
EXCITEMENT!!
You've never seen Two-Fisted ACTION where the fists were so CLEAN!"I laughed, I cried, I got the Buffalo Wing grease out from under my nails!"--Roger Ebert
"Who's the Moist Towelette who's the Antiseptic Sex Machine to all the chicks?"
ACTION! Moist Towelette!
"In Space, No One Can Hear You Clean!"
"Hasta la Wash-Up, BABY!"
"You'll believe a Moist Towelette can Fly"
"Someday, a Real Moist Towelette will come, and wash all the garbage from the streets."
"I came here to eat barbecued baby back ribs and kick ass, and I'm all out of barbecued baby back ribs!"
"So, Goldfinger, do you expect me to talk?"
"NO, Mr Moist Towelette! I expect you to WIPE!"
Coming soon to a restaurant near you.
Starring Bruce Willis as a big wipe.
Inexplicable Link of the Week
Way, Way, WAY More Moist Towelettes than are healthy
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