INEXPLICABLE OBJECT OF THE WEEK

Week of 5/31/98:

An 8-Track

Yeah, big deal. An 8-Track.
But wait--Look closer...

Oh...My...GAAWD!
What's WRONG with her HEAD?!
Those crossed, sunken eyes--
That straight/curly hair--
That horrible, horrible MOUTH!
She has molars where her canine teeth should be, and they're freaky long! She looks like a vampire bunny rabbit.
And don't forget--
She's the life of this party.

©1998 Bill Young