INEXPLICABLE OBJECT OF THE WEEK

Week of 10/25/98:

Scientists Have Sex Problems, Too!

Some database somewhere has decided it's time for my midlife crisis.
"Don't suffer sexual inadequacy as you get older" WHAT?!
...Studly late 50s guy in a gym, being ogled by a comely lass of about 25. Hey, wait...She's not ogling him, she's ogling the ceiling!
Inside: "Thanks to Older Scientists who _had_ similiar problems, now you can have the sexual vitality of a 35-year-old."
The product: TESTEREX. Boy, that musta taken some work to name. How about:
GONADIUM. SPERMAFLEX. SCORZALOT. TYLENOL FOR HARDONS.
"Satisified" (wink wink, nudge nudge) customers say:
Everything is "Up"! Feeling a "Big Package" Often!
It's just Yohimba & zinc. I haven't been to K-Mart to comparison shop, but I'll bet 30 tablets of that bought there would cost you less than the $29.95 these guys want.

"Rigidly controlled microscopically clean conditions" are here defined as a sneeze guard.

©1998 Bill Young