INEXPLICABLE OBJECT OF THE WEEK
Week of 6/10/01:
WEEK 162
Postcards From The Edge
I got a really great deal on a trip to BOTH Disney World and New York City! They even found me a hotel that takes cats, so Kill Kill got to go too!
(handwritten on back of card)
Dear Web;
Some great deal on a hotel! It's full of damn poets! I got stuck in the room next to Rimbaud & Verlaine. Drunken screaming all night. Finally fall asleep, then I'm awakened by what I think was a gunshot!
This e.e.cummings guy keeps following me around--gives me the creeps. T.S. Eliot gets all the hot babes at poolside by saying "I wrote Cats, you know!" Some Goth druggie brought his teenaged cousin--thought it'd be safe to hit on her. How was I to know she was his wife?! And do you know how embarassing it is to get your ass kicked by Edgar Allen Poe?!
Wish you were here (instead of me!)--Bill & KK
Dear Web;
Here I am at Disney World! Man, Epcot Center sure didn't look like I thought it would. And where are the Teacup Rides, & the Hall of Robot Presidents? Sure is "the Happiest Place on Earth"--Everybody laughs when I ask about where I can get tickets here in Disney World Texas.
I'm getting very suspicious of my travel agency...Maybe I shouldn't've gone with 1 that operates out of the back of van. I go to New York in a couple days.
Later--Bill & KK
Web;
That is SO NOT the World Trade Center!! What a gyp!
Web...My vacation has given me a lot of time to think about us.
I think it's time we broke up.
It's been a fun 3 years, but the InExOb just gets harder to do, & I can tell I'm losing your interest.
So the InExOb is going on permanent vacation. So long, & thanks for all the fish!
--Bill & KK
PS: Hey, you never even gave me any damn fish!!
THE LAST INEXPLICABLE LINK OF WEEK
Talk to this guy--He looks like he has a few Inexplicable Objects.
Thanks to Mopsy for the link!
The InExOb is a
Yahoo! Pick of the Week
online review.....email review
And a Yahoo! Pick of the Year
"A bewildering assortment of things that will have you questioning humanity."
Colonel Kurtz: "The Honor...The Honor..."
"Hey, that's funny."
L. Fitzgerald Sjoberg, The Brunching Shuttlecocks
Questions? Comments? Found an InExOb of your own?
Well...Good for you.
©2001 Bill Young
