Week of 1/14/01:
This Also Had To Happen
After 3 years of doing this page, it was statistically inevitable that one day I'd be doing it with A) No actual object, or B) After crawling out of bed at 3 PM and feeling very sick.
Lucky me, it's BOTH.
Lucky you may want to go look at someone else's page now.
Inexketeer Prime Jessica the Squirrel Girl gave me fridge magnets for Christmas. These aren't as classic as the Couch Potatos. In fact, they violate the concept of the page by being deliberately inexplicable.
They're Retro 1950s magnets. I like old stuff a lot, but I don't like "Retro," which is this weird nostalgia for a time you didn't live in. The idea that anyone would want to live in the cookie-cutter conformity of the American 1950s seems insane to me. But the magnets kinda seem to reflect that.
Or not. I don't know. I wanna go back to bed.
Ahh, the Fifties, the time of the three-martini breakfast. I think she's hoping he gets sloshed enough to not notice she shrank his pants.
Note the finger she's using. I think that this is American Sign Language for "I'm fucked in the head."
Jess also gave me this:
It's not inexplicable, but it sure is cool!
INEXPLICABLE LINK OF THE WEEK
You feeling okay? You won't after reading the page of the Amputee Wannabe!
Objects from Previous Weeks
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