Week of 1/7/01:
It Had To Happen
SDawson sent me an email with "You never forget your first..." as the subject line. The attachment was named babyorgan.jpg. He added the following:
Copy on box: My first baby organ Specifications: - Little baby outlock - 7 Note press key - One function key with famous melody - Perfect tones & accurate Musical scalesI sighed. Yeah, ha ha, baby organ. I suppose I could crack a joke about it waking up in a bassinet full of ice and missing a kidney or something.
Then the picture loaded.
WHAT THE FUCK!!!
I thought that the joke was "Organ" but--IT'S AN ORGAN!!!
What the hell is this freak of technology?! Where does the sound come out of? MY GOD, WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS WORLD?!
Remember the fart bombs of a couple weeks ago? Maybe it's made by the same company!
Maybe...maybe I don't want to know where the sound comes from.
So it finally had to happen.
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