Week of 10/08/00:
Who Chose The Corporate Mascot? Part whatever number we're up to
Okay, why would you choose this woman to model for a toothbrush, when it looks like she's never used one in her life?
It'd be like having a bald guy model for the comb.
This is made by "Ocean Desert Sales," so I think the company is confused on many levels.
A couple of months ago, we got to see the Corporate Mascot for Big Lots.
Obviously due to the public outcry my page caused, they now have a Celebrity Spokesperson:
...the type of "Celebrity" you'd expect for a junk store.
Jerry Freakin' Van Who?
Jerry Van My Brother Was Famous Once?
Jerry Van I Got Turned Down For The Title Role in "Gilligan's Island," Ferchrissake?
Nice acting job. I think he's trying to look like a guy who just passed a solid wood stool.
English As She Is Spoke:
"Your pistols are its loads?"
"No; I forgot to buy gun-powder and balls. Let us prick."
Objects from Previous Weeks
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