Week of 7/05/98:

Beach Gear

I was with 2 friends when I pulled this out of the clearance bin. Without a word being spoken, the three of us dissolved into 5 minutes of hysterics. Maybe you had to be there, but the total absurdity of this thing! Spare yourself the embarassment of a sunburned schnoz by strapping a piece of plastic to your head. I'll bet it feels real comfy once the temperature tops 95.
Plus, it's:

"Binky Griptight" just isn't a name that inspires confidence.

Objects from Previous Weeks

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