TEAM PHRACK WHORE PRESENTS: (This could just be a title, or someone could make a logo)
COVER Dibs: Fistlekits
TITLE, LARGE PRINT: Todvid Greenterman: Super Mouseketeer
TEXT BOX, UPPER LEFT: (bold)Action like no action before!(/bold) The world's imagination is captured by a new hero! The Mightiest man ever , who used to be a mild mannered teenage artist, races to the rescue of the beleegerd Magic Kingdom! The War for America's Imagenation is underway, and this super-soldier will win!
FOREGROUND: Extremely masculine adult Todvid, wearing mid-60's combat fatigues and a beret in the manner of Che Guevara, with disney-style "Mouse Ears"on the hat, engages in hand-to-hand combat with Osama Bin Ladin and Pearl Forrester. A powerful mullet flows from beneath his hat. Lower right, looking on in horror or rage, is Micheal Eisner, waving a '30's style blowtorch near a reel of film. The visible lid of the film can is labelled "TRON Orig. Negative."
TODVID: Once I've dealt with of Osama and Pearl, I'm taking care of you for good, Eisner!"
BACKGROUND: Watching the foreground action, in attitudes of adoration, as many of the following as will fit: Scarlett the Fox, Johnny Briz, Mickey Mouse, Roy Disney, Stan Lee, any number of DVK's previous self-insertion characters, an Asian woman in a schoolgirl outfit.
FIRST PAGE
SPLASH STYLE (note to artists: Leave space at foot of page for copyright info, as in original. Maybe we can slide an apology/explanation in there)
Exterior, jungle or forest. Todvid, dressed as previous page, clings to the limbs of a tree in foreground, looking down at action. The Power Rangers cavort in the middle distance, waving coconuts about and generally causing trouble for a group of blandly dressed men. Two of the men crouch behind a TV, as if adjusting it's controls. Facing the TV are three or four innocent looking children; genders and races as diverse as possible. The setting is outdoors, so the cord for the TV should trail off the edge of the panel.
TODVID: Littel Kids anbushed by Crappy cartoons! This calls for magic Power Rangers to apprear--shazam!-- and throw coconuts! Those people in CAT suits should teach Eisner's DOGS a good leasson!
SECOND PAGE
FIRST PANEL Dibs: Zefiel
Interior, somewhat depressed suburban living room. An older chap, with a small moustache and giant anime hair in a pony-tail, is entering from the right. He carries a suitcase with "R.D." embossed on it. Wears a suit.
Greeting him is a woman in a Sailor Moon costume. She is somewhat shorter than he is, and wears a happy expression. Also present is the non-super version of Todvid, a young man in dressed like Billy Batson from 'Captain Marvel' comics, but with blond hair which looks like a dry-look version of Tintin (see the promo for Scarlett on the Gontersite for a guide). He is also happy, but from the direction of his eyes, he may have something going with the suitcase, or the woman's skirt.
SISTERMOM: Hello! Please comme in! Don't mind me! *giggel* I was just trying on my cosplay outfit!
ROY: Hello! I am Roy Disney! Please call me Uncle Roy! Thank you for letting me stay here!
PAGE TWO
SECOND PANEL Dibs: Zefiel
Interior, somewhat depressed suburban bedroom. Roy is unpacking, apparently handing clothes to Todvid. They both look happy, despite the context below. There are "thought bubbles" leading down to the border between this and the next panel.
TODVID: Say, Roy, why are you leaving Disney World?
ROY: It a long and tarribel story, which I want to not tell a to young boy but that I think you need to listen for now...
PAGE TWO
THIRD PANEL Dibs: Zefiel
Exterior, DisneyLandPlace-- some foliage with buidings in background. The upper border of this panel is wavy to indicate flashback. Roy is in the foreground, wearing a leisure suit, concealed from those in the background by the foliage. In the background, a lawyer flanked by two hulking security goons watches as several feeble old men in vests bring boxes out of the building. If detail allows, the boxes can be labelled "Orig. Cels, Steamboat Willie". The EPCOT dome looms in the distance.
TEXT BOX, top of panel: "I was walking through the park not long ago, when I see the aweful events..."
ROY: Tsk! Typical lawyers! I'd better watch....
LAWYER: Faster! Bring out your collectibles! WE own the intillectual writes to all that! You are too old to count! [in Davey's world, lawyers always look like Agent Smith from The Matrix. And it's always pointed out that they look like Agent Smith from The Matrix.]
OLD MAN: We can't go any faster!
THIRD PAGE
FIRST PANEL Dibs: Mr Spaz
Exterior, DisneyWorldLand. In the foreground, the old man who spoke in the previous panel flees towards the viewer in terror. In background, The Lawyer points at the old man while one of the Goons holds up the door to a cage which sits between them. Emerging from the cage is Sonic the Hedgehog, with whatever robot parts the artists feel like slapping on him-- scary goggles are often good. The EPCOT dome looms in he background, regardless of the changed perspective.
LAWYER: Let's see how fast you are now that Sonic chases you! We stolen the copywrite on him and now he is angry but with our control! He's in a wild rage!
THIRD PAGE
SECOND PANEL Dibs: Mr Spaz
Exterior, The Wonderful World of Colour. The old man flees in profile, left to right. Robo-sonic is behind him; if artists please, entirely different robot parts can be applied. Roy appears from the left, in a flying tackle of Sonic.
OLD MAN: Aaaah!
ROY: Poor Sonic! I'll stop you, but... I'm sorry.
THIRD PAGE
THIRD PANEL Dibs: Mr Spaz
Exterior, DisneyJoint. The EPCOT DOME looms in the background. Again. Close in the foreground, Roy has an arm around Sonic's neck, and with his free hand is pulling what is clearly a D-cell from the back of Sonic's head.
SFX: BZZZT!!!!
ROY: There! Without power to his roboparts, Sonic isn't a problem any more.
PAGE FOUR
FIRST PANEL Dibs: Rabbit
Exterior, DisneyWhirl. Reverse angle of last panel. Roy steadies the Old Man, who clutches at his bow-tie with one hand. The inert form of Sonic is visible, and in the extreme background there is a firefight between indistinct figures. The EPCOT dome looms in the background, as well as that mouse-ear water-tower deal.
SFX: (small, indicating distance, all to one side of panel) *grenade* blatblatblat *explode*
OLD MAN: That was vrey brave! Walt would be proud!
ROY: Just doing my duty! I left word for Mickey and the gang to raid the armory! They are now drivving away the lawyers!
PAGE FOUR
SECOND PANEL Dibs: Rabbit
Interior, a dim and eerie animation studio of the old school. Smoke rises from a jam-packed ashtray. The Old Man is at the far left, behind the kneeling figure of Roy-- both face right. Stan Lee, wearing Jedi robes, stands on the left of the panel, regarding them. Roy is awe-struck.
TEXT BOX: "The studio briefly free, the old animator take me inside to grab improtant negatives, and something else..."
OLD MAN: Kneel, Roy, while I summon the spirit of the ANCIENT SECRET MASTER OF FANDOM!
STAN LEE: Hiya, True Believer!
PAGE FOUR
THIRD PANEL Dibs: Rabbit
Interior, the Studio. Close view of super creepy hands placing a beret with attached mouse ears into rather less creepy hands.
STAN LEE (creepy hands): Here! This is the hat of the Heroeic Anarchirst that will lead Disney World out from the opressin of the dicktator Eisner. It's full of Imagineering Powers!
ROY (less creepy): HOLY SHOTZ!!!
PAGE FIVE
FIRST PANEL Dibs: Fistlekits
Interior, smokey studio. Roy's ogling the hat, while Stan fades out into the smoke.
STAN LEE:...But this hat can only be used by one who is young, noble in nature, and cares more for Walt's vision than any other. When you found him, he will have my mighty mysteious magic at his command when he wrears the hat! Excelsior!
ROY: PHRACK!!!!!
PAGE FIVE
SECOND PANEL Dibs: Fistlekits
Interior, Todvid's room. Todvid has the very same hat in his hands, and is regarding it with awestruck admiration. Roy looks on in a happy manner.
ROY: ...Of course, when he said that I thot of you, Todykins. I just hope it works like the Master says, because Mickey, Goofy, Donald and all the rest are in a lot of torbble!
TODVID: WOW, Unca Roy! I promise to try real hard!
PAGE FIVE
THIRD PANEL Dibs: Fistlekits
Interior, Foyer of the Greenterman house. Tod is striding out the door, in the act of putting the hat on. Roy follows him.
ROY: Well, meh. Either way, you get a really spiffy hat.
TODVID: Here's hoping!
PAGE SIX
FIRST PANEL Dibs: Fistlekits
Exterior, backyard of the shanty occupied by the Greentermans. Todvid has transformed into a large handsome adult (within the limitations of the drawing style), and is smiling joyfully. An etherial glow emanates from the hat, and he is otherwise dressed as in the COVER description. Roy, behind him, looks on in stunned amazement, his gaze perhaps a little lower than is entirely proper.
TEXT BOX: Amazingly...
TODVID: Holy Shotz! All... big! Im now feeling like a millon dallars! And my sense of smell and hearing were super too!
ROY: GRATE SCOTT! Even in the US Army, I have never seen such a manly figure! You will teach a big lesson to all those lawyers and other terrists, I'll bet! And the rest of us will have a lot of competition for ladies, too....
PAGE SIX
SECOND PANEL Dibs: Fistlekits
Exterior, the back yard. Todvid looks intently at some inexplicably-placed tree stumps in the middle distance, looking confident. Roy stares in slackjawed amazement at him. The Gateway Arch looms in the distance.
ODVID: I'll find out how well this works! HEY, STUMPS! Turn to poo! If this wirks, I'll get all the bullies in the world next.
ROGER: Todykins, you may now have a more powerful imagination then MY brother Wlat, but you shouldn't make big piles of poo in your parent's back yard!.
PAGE SIX
THIRD PANEL Dibs: Fistlekits
Exterior, the back yard. Todvid stands beside a somewhat stump-shaped pile of manure, which emits stink lines and has some flies cruising around it. Roy kneels entirely too close to it to inspect Todvid's handiwork. Gateway Arch in the distance? Why not?!
TODVID: GREAT! Know all I have to do is come face to face with those crummy clintonjobbing lawyers!
ROY: You ARE the one the Secret Master speak of. You have the power to save Disney and all the rest from Layers!
PAGE SEVEN
FIRST PANEL Dibs: Mimi
Exterior, the yard. A head-and-shoulders of super-Todvid, looking towards the viewer. Stan Lee, still dressed like Alec Guiness, stands entirely too close behind him, a hand on his mighty shoulder.
STAN LEE: Hold on a minute, true believer! Eisenr has some powers you don't know about. Before you comfont him, you need to practice. You are our only hope! Be wise, and make some friends while on your quest!
TODVID: Y-y-yes, sir. I promise!
PAGE SEVEN
SECOND PANEL Dibs: Mimi
Exterior, the backyard. Todvid has returned to his younger self, and holds the magic hat over his head like a Napoleonic coronation. Roy continue to just look at him.
TODVID: And I promise to one day make Mikey pay for his badness! Hey, when I take the hat off, Im nromal again!
ROY: Yes, clothes, hat and all! We should keep this a secret, so the lawyers cant find you or your family!
PAGE SEVEN
THIRD PANEL Dibs: Mimi
Interior, Todvid's room. He is in his "normal" form, and fondles the hat.
TEXT BOX: Soon, St. Louis proves to cold for Roy, and he heads tworard a warmer hideout. Todvid ponders his great gift.
TODVID: (thinks) Just by touching the Magic Mouse Ears, I get tepelaphic messages about those in danger from lawysers, terror and other bullies!
HAT: (unbubbled) ...get his lunch money...nemo dat quod non habet...allah is keen...
PAGE EIGHT
FIRST PANEL Dibs: SteveM
Interior, Todvid's room, reverse angle. Or not. Does it matter? It's about 10 seconds after the previous panel. Todvid looks more worried.
HAT: (unbubbled) Park security has us pinned down near Bear Country in Annahime! We're almost out of ammo, and the heat is making these suits stifling!
TODVID: Sounds like some furries are in trouble! I'd better put my magic cap on!
PAGE EIGHT
SECOND PANEL Dibs: SteveM
Interior, same scene, same angle. Todvid has become his super-self, and looks ready for action-- leaning at a funny angle like a member of the Raving Loony Party
SFX: *TRANSFROM TO SUPER!*
TODVID: (thinks) Now, to teleport to Brear County!
PANEL EIGHT
THIRD PANEL Dibs: SteveM
Exterior, Bear Country. Todvid is up a tree, looking down at a firefight between at least eight Disney security guards and the open end of a cave. Cinderella's castle looms in the distance, if you feel like drawing it.
SFX: *MATEREALIZE!*
TODVID: (thinks) Here's where the Furries wholed up! Those security jerks are closing in for the kill!
CAVE MOUTH: You can't make us go back! We'd rather die in here!
{note: It seems at this point the original TOD HOLTON goes to five or six panels a page. I'm sticking with three. It's the internet. Who cares? Frankly, layout and pagination are up to the drawing folks as far as I care}
PAGE NINE
FIRST PANEL Dibs: Bill the Splut
Exterior, same scene. The security guards toss small objects towards the cave.
GUARD: You've got long tern contracts! Get back out here and entertain children!
SFX: *THROW!*
TODVID: (thinks) Uh-oh, teargas. Better do smoething!
PAGE NINE
SECOND PANEL Dibs: Bill the Splut
Exterior, same scene. Todvid is in flight, between the tree and the cave. He's close enough to the grenades to see detail-- whatever you think DVK thinks grenades look like. They'll probably have a little Sgt.Rock-esque trail of smoke coming off them, and may well still have the safety levers and pins in place.
TODVID: (thinks) Hey, those Furries are hot and tired, why didn't I turn the grenades into....
PAGE NINE
THIRD PANEL Dibs: Bill the Splut
Exterior, same place. Very close shot of a bottle of a Mountain Dew-like substance flying through the air.
SFX: SHIFFOOO!
TODVID: (Thinks, off-panel)...LIVEWIRE LATTES!!
PAGE TEN
FIRST PANEL Dibs: Bill the Splut
Interior, the cave. The bottles land amongst, or in the outstretched hands of, a group of sweaty people wearing funny animal costumes with the heads off-- whether they're appropriate characters to people working in a Disney park or not is up to the artists. Avoid foxes, though! They are all armed with pistols or rifles-- just like real Disney employees.
FURRY 1: Hey! They're throwing in drinks!
FURRY 2: Great! I'm too hot!
FURRY 3: And there in the limited-edittion Scarlett PI fox-shaped bottle! These are super collactable!
FURRY 4: If I wasnt so thristy, I'd sell mine on Ebay for big bucks!!
(Her head screws off to drink it. Maybe it talks, too: "Driiink Meee!"
PAGE TEN
SECOND PANEL
Interior of cave, looking out. Todvid is hovering outside the mouth of the cave, looking in as the various Furries guzzle the Livewires. Tiny speech balloons squeak "Driiink Meeee!"
TODVID: Well, that's half the problem. Now, dealing with the security guards!
PAGE TEN
THIRD PANEL
Exterior of cave. Viewer is behind Todvid, and his head and shoulders obscure the foreground. As many security guards as can be crammed in occupy the middle distance. Those large enough to have facial features look very angry.
TODVID: (small)...whoa.
PAGE ELEVEN
FIRST PANEL Dibs: Fistlekits
Exterior. Very close view of Todvid's face. He looks momentarily worried. A tiny Stan Lee head appears near his ear.
TODVID: That's a lot of guys.
STAN LEE: Relax, prilgrim! Like I said, be wise, make a some friend, and you'll be fine!
PAGE ELEVEN
SECOND PANEL Dibs: Fistlekits
A near-duplicate of the previous panel, but Stan Lee is replaced by a small *pop* FX, and Todvid and a renewed look of confidence on his giant mulleted head.
TODVID: Right! "Be Wise..."
VARIOUS GUARDS: (off-panel) Hey, my gun! It's Likkerise!... mine to!...What's happening! [Umm...licorice? Likkerish would be a better misspelling]
PAGE TWELVE
THIRD PANEL Dibs: Zefiel
Exterior, Bear Country. Hovering Todvid to left in middle-long distance, Zillion security guys to right. Monorail looms in distance.
TODVID: "...and make a friend!"
SOME GUARD NEAR FRONT OF THRONG: Let's beat him down! (cries of "Yeah" and "Stone Cold" from the mob, and "AUSTIN 3:16!!" Even better if it could be used as an SFX)
PAGE THIRTEEN
FIRST PANEL Dibs: Zefiel
Reproduction of previous panel. In the extreme foreground, two slim legs (as have been a cliche since that poster for "ForYourEyesOnly") appear in silhouette.
SFX: *APPEAR!*
LEG-OWNER: Hey, Cutie! Need a hand?
PAGE THIRTEEN
SECOND PANEL Dibs: Zefiel
Reverse angle of previous, pull out to reveal Scarlett in obscenely tight Matrix-type outfit, so we're all VERY clear as to her gender. Dark glasses present as well.. Nunchaku whirl from each hand.
SCARLETT: What are we waiting for? Lets boot some!
PAGE THIRTEEN
THIRD PANEL
Amorphous dusty, whole-lotta-action cloud, including stars and various pain SFX (Aie! Agh! Crunch!). Stan Lee's head hovers in corner of panel
STAN LEE: To save the softer sensibilities of our younger Freinds of ol' Fandom, we're not going to be specific about the inceadible carnige which Scarlett and Todykins are making! Now is the time for YOU to use YOUR imagination! It's what Walt wanted!
PAGE FOURTEEN
FIRST PANEL
Exterior of cave. Unruffled Todvid and Scarlett look towards view, with satisfied expressions. An arm or leg in guard uniform might be visible in the foreground. Her weapons have vanished.
TODVID: WOW! Your grate with fighting! Thanx for the assist.
SCARLETT: My Pleasure. Maybe we should go before they start asking questions....
MOUTH OF CAVE: What's going on?
PAGE FOURTEEN
SECOND PANEL
Same shot, but Todvid and Scarlett are gone, represented only by the traditional asterix-shaped item that indicates an invisible speaker in comics. Some of the Furries have emerged from the cave.
SFX: *TELEPORT X2*
TODVID: Hang tight! I'll take US to my place!
SCARLETT: *Giggle* On the first date?
BACKGROUND FURRY: Let's get out of here, guys! We've been saved!
PAGE FOURTEEN
THIRD PANEL
Interior, Todvid's bedroom. Todvid and Scarlett appear in much the same stances as last seen. She is reaching for his hat
SFX: *APPEARING!*
TODVID: Wow! We won! What's your name?
SCARLETT: I'm Scarlett Kistune. Hey, kawaii hat!
PAGE FIFTEEN
FIRST PANEL
Interior, Todvid's room. A rather smaller, non-super, startled-looking Todvid stande beside Scarlett, reaching for his magic hat..
SFX: GRAB! CHANGE!
TODVID: HEY!
SCARLETT: *laugh* Relax! You're secret is safe with me. I'm looking froward to having more adventures with you., Todykins. Your a pretty special guy, with or without the hat.
PAGE FIFTEEN
SECOND PANEL
Interior, Todvid's room. Scarlett is looking into the closet. Todvid looks a little worried, but is holding the hat again. He's also regarding the sub-neck region of Scarlett.
TODVID: You think you staying here?!
SCARLETT: You've got a walk-in closet. That's planty of space for me, and I can hide from your Mom. Don't worry!
TODVID: (thinks) Well, maybe this will be okay...
PAGE FIFTEEN
THIRD PANEL
Interior, Greenterman living room. A junky old rabbit-ear TV holds centre stage. Sistermom, still wearing the Sailor Moon costume, sits watching it, Todvid stands on the opposite side of it, smiles and winks at the reader. An ABC logo can be seen behind the tiny figure of the anchorman.
TV: ...Disney head Eisner said that the attack was clearly the work of Illamic terrorits...
SISTERMOM: That's harrible! It used to be the Happiest Place on Earth!
TODVID: It will be again, Mom. Someday soon....
